It Doesn’t Count If You’re Out of Town Tee. Global Exposure Edition

“What they don’t know won’t hurt them.”
Wrong. They’ve got OopsBusted now.

This tee is a direct callout to every business-trip cheater, weekend warrior, and so-called “monogamous” adventurer who thinks geography is immunity. It doesn’t count if you're out of town? Oh, it counts now. Everywhere. Anytime. And you can check for yourself.

From the global surveillance aesthetic of OopsBusted.com, this black-on-black morality bomb is designed for maximum social reaction — from side-eyes in airports to viral TikToks at weddings. You’re not just wearing a shirt. You're broadcasting accountability.